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19; MD

navisis:

Hands I, II & III

John Opera, 2012

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officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

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serfborts:

gamergirlsturf:

Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut

I don’t know what kind of beach your “fully clothed” musty ass goes to take your monthly showers sis but around these parts, most women wear bikinis to beaches [like Bey in this gif] and there is nothing “slutty” about that. I’ll end the lashing here for your sake. I don’t do walk-in appointments.

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lordbape:

before this dress hit the tennis court it was here

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bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

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spring2000:

me: *puts one hand on my hip*
everyone: omg are you a model??

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vinebox:

Killed him

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fileformat:

I love when girls tell me about boys dick sizes lol whenever I see them it’s like lmaooo there goes ****** little dick ass being ugly and shit

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Anonymous said: Fuck boy huh? Lol clever carpet Carpet muncher. Kill yourself. Bitch how yo hair natural but yo sexual orientation not? Daddy issues? Were you raped or molested? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr let me guess.. the certified Mentally Retarded Answer : "I was born like this" FUCK who all supporting this bullshit blog you could NEVER be revolutionary. Them white people you "embarrassed" shouldn't feel that slighted. You an the rest of you gay hoes is the real embarrassment.

black--lamb:

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OR NAH?!

IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??

OR NAAAAAHH??

MY NIGGGGAAAAAAA

IS YOUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD???????

YOU MAAADD THOUGH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU MADDDDDD

OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE MAD YALL!!!!!!

SAKHFHASKHEWIRHEAIBFIEHFQ!!!

How About Now / Drake

131,206 plays

Bye

Bye

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jackiebuelahburkhart:

i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

(Source: jackieboolahburkhart, via karotflowers)

mississippi72:

majiinboo:

"honestly back in biblical times white people didn’t exist because god didn’t make white people he only made beautiful brown people in different shades I think the devil found two dead bodies and sucked their souls out along with all their melanin and that’s how white people were made"

I’m screaming

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no:

What u said was “It’s Always Sunny is my favorite show” but what I heard was “I had more than enough time to shower today but I chose not to .”

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