Saudade
19; MD
texting in real life: hey what are you doing tomorrow? i have errands to run so I'll be in town!
texting in movies: hai wut r u doing tmrrw? :-P I hv errands 2 rn so I'll b in twn. XD !!! LOL TTYL OMG

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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pucci2002:

Polaroids of Snejana Onopka, November 2005.

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latitiasimmonds:

ive decided to write a book titled ”broom broom - the road to success”

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Feels Like We Only Go Backwards / Tame Impala

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garbagejpeg replied to your post: finally finished martyrs and i think i…

for next month if you haven’t seen it already: ichi the killer (it’s on netflix now)

Oh god…fucked up japanese movies are the worst like I still have flashbacks of the few I’ve seen. how bad is that one?

pikeys:

Cry You a River, by Linnea Strid

pikeys:

Cry You a River, by Linnea Strid

iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

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finally finished martyrs and i think i’ve hit my fucked-up-movie limit for this month.

rebel2187:

Catfish has changed how we interact online with strangers LMFAOOOO

rebel2187:

Catfish has changed how we interact online with strangers LMFAOOOO

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teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

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liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

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oh-stump:

Behind the scenes of Blue Is the Warmest Color.

oh-stump:

Behind the scenes of Blue Is the Warmest Color.

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munathecat:

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

This is so on point omg

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