19; MD

In the year 2069

Me: slayer
Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean

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*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

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constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”

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"Columbia Univeristy senior Emma Sulkowicz plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size to every class, every day until the man she says raped her moves off campus. Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found "not responsible" in all three cases."

Beyond ‘No Means No’  by Jessica Valenti for The Guardian

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*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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My kink is kinkshaming other people and I get off by kinkshaming others and if you get mad at me for kinkshaming that’s just you kinkshaming my kink which is kinkshaming, and I will just get off even more.

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Suno Spring 2015 NYFW


Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

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me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

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ウメボシ8 by MARU /

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this is my favorite video on this website

Painful to watch

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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excuse me while I go have sex with people *mimes walking down the stairs behind my couch*

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Angelina Jolie (1997)

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