Saudade
19; MD

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

plushhh:

\taking a rest

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login tumblr at 2AM n everyone posting they lil fetish. n it be some shit like “i love men that look like bill nye n wear scuba suit”

(Source: netscapeshawty, via sniffing)

neopiacentral:

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

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grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

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thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

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helmutslang:

mirror 2, ph by me

helmutslang:

mirror 2, ph by me

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owlcitee:

summary of contra

  • HERE COMES DA FEELIN U THOUGHt U FORGO’EN
  • [monkey givin birth]
  • holiday OH A HOLIDAEY
  • WOUWDJNTEVERGAGUWITHASPOONMYONLYTRULUV
  • [AGGRESSIVE TRUMPETS]
  • ME N MY COUSINS N U N UR COUSINS
  • JOE JONAS
  • HE WAS A DIPLOAMTS SoooooooooooooN
  • i think ur a contra….

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beyoncevevo:

i hate those posts that r like “I just shot my friend by accident omg” and then they reblog it and are like ‘I WAS TALKING ABOUT GRAND THEFT AUTO NOT IN REAL LIFE I SWEAR OMFG!” like bitch we knew u were just attempting to be funny  

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blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(Source: verticulars, via guy)

The sex drive of men is something we are all comfortable with in this country. It’s funny and hormonal and slapstick (American Pie), it’s potentially uncontrollable, maniacal/homicidal (American Psycho), it is adulterous and is insatiable (American Beauty), it is fun and social (American Graffiti) and it is entrepreneurial (American Gigolo). But women? No. NC-17. XXXX. Stop it with the moaning.
riese   (via tea-and-thorazine)

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